Thursday, June 5, 2008

Did The Celtics Cheat To Win Game 1 And Perhaps The NBA Championship?

The Celtics must have learned a thing or two from the New England Patriots. Girls That Cheer has uncovered a vast conspiracy perpetrated by Celtics General Manager, Danny Ainge. Ainge recruited a naive, former UCLA cheerleader, Whitney Gallagher, nearly two years ago to be the main character in his plot. He indoctrinated poor Whitney in all things Celtic and made her a Celtics Cheerleader (here is her Celtics Bio to prove it). Pictures below show Whitney in her former Celtics garb and now in her Lakers gear.

Danny Ainge then sent Whitney out to Los Angeles to become a Laker Girl and wait for further instruction. Up until the NBA Finals Whitney's only work for the Celtics was to push Vanessa Curry on to Kobe Bryant, so that Kobe would not be on his A game for the NBA Finals.

Her greatest work was saved for the NBA Finals. Before Game 1 Whitney sent the Celtics the Lakers' playbook and video of all Lakers offensive and defensive signs along with secret handshakes and chest bumps. She also demolished Phil Jackson's Zen room at halftime.

We're not sure how the NBA will react, but we suggest that they act swiftly.





BIOGRAPHY
First year on the Los Angeles Laker Girls squad.



EDUCATION
A Graduate of UCLA
Major: World Arts & Cultures (w/an emphasis on Dance)



HOBBIES/INTERESTS
Hiking
Pilates
Cooking
Surfing











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